The king and jester and sasquatch

Oh sire oh sire may i do a jig for you for you

I learned it from the legend megan stallion when the huns attacked you they did

Oh Thou Succulent sasquatch, may I borrow your voluptuous watch.

Because he has made thee face a big fat botch

And the moist yet blazingly hot buns that the baker hated

Was what made thou the catfish baited

No, the deuce let loose a big heavy scrumptious poo

in the depths of the Caribbean loo.

And this caused a fight among the nights moon

As the king and the sasquatch and the jester couldn't figure out who hated who.

Oh Jessie

oh Jessi oh jessie

My big black nessi

Will you be my bestie

Oh Jessie Jessie my Jessie

Wont you come back you mighty messi

I need you to be my big black nest e

look

Thy conquered are no longer prey nor predator,

They are now Lamborghini matadors.

Screaming over the loud roars

But it's just the 24k floors

I couldn't even hit a barndoor with a banana

Because he had run out of mana

While I relaxed in the sauna.

Orginal poems

These original poems have been composed originally
by the original Tom and the Bekheets follow original
thoughts and works .